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ORANGE TIE, VINTAGE PONTIAC, ZERO POLICY: BRAZIL'S CONGRESS RACE GOES FULL COSPLAY ◆ CLIPPY ALLEGEDLY COMMITS SECURITIES FRAUD WHILE MICROSOFT WAS STILL IN A MEETING ABOUT BRAND GUIDELINES ◆ SIX LEADERS HOLD EYE CONTACT WITH BLACK RECTANGLE, CALL IT DIPLOMACY ◆ AI CROCODILE COULD COST MAN 10 YEARS, MAKING IT MOST EXPENSIVE JOKE IN SINGAPORE HISTORY ◆ MATT ROESKE SAYS HE HAS BEEN DRINKING FROM A 1920S RADIUM JUG FOR 250 DAYS. ◆ JASON CHAVEZ TOLD THE DAIS THE WAYMOS ARE MURDERING CATS. ◆ ORANGE TIE, VINTAGE PONTIAC, ZERO POLICY: BRAZIL'S CONGRESS RACE GOES FULL COSPLAY ◆ CLIPPY ALLEGEDLY COMMITS SECURITIES FRAUD WHILE MICROSOFT WAS STILL IN A MEETING ABOUT BRAND GUIDELINES ◆ SIX LEADERS HOLD EYE CONTACT WITH BLACK RECTANGLE, CALL IT DIPLOMACY ◆ AI CROCODILE COULD COST MAN 10 YEARS, MAKING IT MOST EXPENSIVE JOKE IN SINGAPORE HISTORY ◆ MATT ROESKE SAYS HE HAS BEEN DRINKING FROM A 1920S RADIUM JUG FOR 250 DAYS. ◆ JASON CHAVEZ TOLD THE DAIS THE WAYMOS ARE MURDERING CATS. ◆
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ORANGE TIE, VINTAGE PONTIAC, ZERO POLICY: BRAZIL'S CONGRESS RACE GOES FULL COSPLAY
A helicopter pilot running as 'Plínio Trump' is reportedly outdrawing two real party leaders combined with a motorcade and a necktie.
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CLIPPY ALLEGEDLY COMMITS SECURITIES FRAUD WHILE MICROSOFT WAS STILL IN A MEETING ABOUT BRAND GUIDELINES
Hijacked X account briefly rebranded a paperclip as a coin, a countdown, and a legal headache.
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SIX LEADERS HOLD EYE CONTACT WITH BLACK RECTANGLE, CALL IT DIPLOMACY
G7 energy summit proceeds smoothly after leaders agree the empty video tile counts as a seat at the table.
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AI CROCODILE COULD COST MAN 10 YEARS, MAKING IT MOST EXPENSIVE JOKE IN SINGAPORE HISTORY
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