Merch — Coming Soon™
The finest satirical merchandise money can buy. Because nothing says "I question everything" like a branded t-shirt.
Store progressSoon™
73% complete (give or take 27%)
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Apparel Trust Issues T-Shirt 100% cotton, 0% truth. $24.99
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Drinkware Fake News Coffee Mug Perfect for your morning dose of skepticism. $14.99
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Accessories Alternative Facts Hat One size fits all narratives. $19.99
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Apparel TrustUs News Hoodie Stay warm while staying skeptical. $39.99
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Stickers $TRUSTUS Diamond Hands Stickers Show your crypto commitment. $9.99
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Bags Satirical News Tote Bag Carry your groceries and your doubt. $16.99
Frequently Asked Questions
When will the store launch?
Soon™. We're as committed to deadlines as we are to factual accuracy.
Will you ship internationally?
We'll ship anywhere our fake news reaches, which is everywhere.
What payment methods do you accept?
Cash, credit, crypto, souls, and verified checkmarks.
Can I return items?
Returns accepted within 30 days, or until you realize we're satirical.